So there I was, just minding my own business on the tube,* when I saw the below,
* That’s a lie – I was reading through the Evening Standard, which as actions go is probably as close to minding other people’s business as it is legally acceptable to get. I was on the tube though.
which, as some of you may recall, is one of a series of adverts that has bugged me in the past. This time, however, everything suddenly became clear.
You see, that’s what makes them so unexpected. Of course. It all makes sense now. Why didn’t they just say that in the first place, instead of wasting our time with this family of piggy banks they were thinking of getting us and which now, quite frankly, seem oddly tempting.