Doctor When

I don't understand all the fuss that's been made over the announcement of the new Doctor Who. Or rather, I do, but at the moment I'm pretending not to for stylistic reasons. Bear with me; this sudden change of face may seem irritating at first but I'm sure you'd whoop and cheer after another eleven. … Continue reading Doctor When


Nine Months’ Weight (pun included, no extra cost)

I have it on good authority that I was a very large baby. Documents to this effect, signed and certified by a legitimate medical practitioner, are currently on file at the family residence and can be viewed by all interested parties for an eminently reasonable $10 entrance fee. If we're being intimate (and for God's … Continue reading Nine Months’ Weight (pun included, no extra cost)